Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A PERFECT STORY

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the
survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...













So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

4 comments:

A.I. said...

Woman driving uphillcarefully, Man driving downhill full speed...as they cross each other, woman rolls down window and yells "PIG!!"...Man rolls down window and yells back " Bit..!!"...then there is this big thud, a sharp squeal and the sound of screeching brakes...



The man has driven right into a wild pig.

Men never listen...either.
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Why are there 1000000000 sperms to every egg? Because even at THAT stage, guys will not ask for directions!

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Some jokes never age or fade away...:))

CAT said...

:-D

ŠĦÅŠĦWÃT said...

Good one

CAT said...

Thank you, Shashwat and welcome to my blog! :-)