Friday, July 12, 2013

A 10 year old's advice to new moms and dads and aspiring babysitters!


Don't tattle...
now, now don't start a baby battle
just put him to sleep with a rattle


When feeding the baby
don't think about a castle and moat
you don't want the food to be stuffed down baby's throat
'cause if you do, people will shout, ' stop acting the goat!'


The baby should not be drowning
or people won't just stand there frowning
there will be a lot of commotion
and trust me it won't be in slow motion
here you will have to act fast
and...well let's not go into a description so deep  and vast


This is gross
just hold your nose
and please don't clean the baby's bottom with a garden hose

Now dear parents and babysitters
it's time to go
and oh.. don't let the baby get a stubbed toe