I have often pondered why Indians lack that spirit of inventive ingenuity in engineering technology (NOT mathematics, fundamental sciences) .......the unprecedented, the avant-garde, the original !
Thursday, October 6, 2011
be hungry,be foolish
I have often pondered why Indians lack that spirit of inventive ingenuity in engineering technology (NOT mathematics, fundamental sciences) .......the unprecedented, the avant-garde, the original !
Friday, September 2, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
kiddishly quizzical!! :-)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
anti-corruption
so apart from participating in marches and wearing "anna" gandhi topis,
why don't we "all" express our solidarity with the anti-corruption cause
by not giving AND not accepting speed money/bribes (petty or otherwise),
by not breaking traffic rules
and carrying out our civic responsibilities... f
or the next one month.
who knows,it may be addictive and become a habit!! wot say?
Thursday, August 18, 2011
observation of the day
am coming to the conclusion that desire for utopia on earth is just a figment of chimerical aspirations. Humanity thrives on chaos!!!
an observation...
is feeling a disconnect...feels that she is watching the world from an extraterrestrial vantage point!!
query: what's in name
What's in name....no seriously,why do we have names? We chew over it and we stew over it ! Identification? Symbolization?(Hoping that the lovely literal attributes of our given name stick) Affection? Personalization? Individualization?
musings
wants to go on a longgg sleeping vacation and return back to exactly the same time space where she "took off". Yeah yeah I know...Einsteins theory of Relativity et al!!!
new word coinage
New Word Coinage (inadvertently) :
coincidentently= intently coincident = alter ego.
Other meanings vividly come to mind, but I will stick to this one! :-)
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
a rant
If I had to chose between a black hole and vacuum for my mind, I would probably chose a black hole....but what a waste!!
maximum city
"Powertoni,the M word, Number Two after Scotland Yard,Black Collar Workers, Vadapav-Eaters' City, A City in Heat, Distilleries of Pleasure, Memory Mines, Sone ki Chidiya......." Danny Boyle and Maximum City ???!!! More likely Bombay Lost and NOT Found!
quip of the day
I very recently heard a quip that we Indians are a nation full of people who just love their "shortcuts" (a method, procedure, policy, etc., that reduces the time or energy needed to accomplish something. ref:dictionary.com.)......
so are we just improving our individual efficacy/productivity when we jump traffic signals,break queues,pay bribes etc etc?????
rhetorical question...
If osmosis is a gradual, often unconscious process of assimilation or absorption, then can reverse osmosis fix degenerate minds???
indian roads
Today it finally dawned upon me after so many years....
a fine print rider which accompanies every Indian drivers licence and every Indian motor registration: "You are entitled to stop your vehicle in the middle of any 2 way narrow road for upwards of 5 minutes and have your private conversation with any citizen of India who may be a pedestrian or a fellow motorist".
bumper sticker
Bumper sticker of the day..on a Bombay registered car on a Poona street:" Nice Person,Wrong Planet !!"
a paraprosdokian....
A paraprosdokian (from Greek "παρα-", meaning "beyond" and "προσδοκία", meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." — Henry J. Tillman
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." — Will Rogers
"She got her good looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon." — Groucho Marx
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." — Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know." — Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." — Groucho Marx
"When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage." — Emo Philips
"If I could say a few words, I would be a better public speaker." — Homer Simpson
"If I am reading this graph correctly, I would be very surprised." — Stephen Colbert
"Mark my words. No, Mark, I really need my words." — Stephen Colbert
"I show up at the party, bear with me. That's it. I get there and I have a bear with me." — Little Britain
"If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." — Dorothy Parker
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." — Bill Hicks
“munafa utna hi ho jitna khane mein namak”
"frugal – meaning the sparing use of the things one has – derives from the Latin word frugi, meaning the proper profit or value from something." wonder how "proper profit" transitioned to "sparing"/ abstemious?
“Munafa utna hi ho jitna khane mein namak”....
conundrum
Psychologist William James has written that whenever 2 people meet there are really 6 people present.
There is each as (s)he sees (her)himself,
each as other person sees (her)him
and each as (s)he really is.
So when I am speaking with someone, who is speaking with whom?
a gruk
"A little beyond perception's reach, I sometimes believe that life is two locked boxes, each containing the others key"..a Gruk or more commonly known as Grook by Piet Hein.
Piet Hein was a Danish Polymath.
As per wiki :
A grook (Danish: gruk) is a form of short aphoristic poem or rhyming aphorism created by the Danish poet, designer, inventor, and scientist Piet Hein. He wrote over 7,000 of them from 1939 until his death in 1996, mostly in Danish[2]. The grooks are multi-faceted and characterized by irony, paradox, brevity, precise use of language, rhythm and rhyme, and an often satiric nature. Many of the grooks have an accompanying line drawing, which provides additional meaning.
music of life
staring out at the dusk waning light and in relative quiet i am being treated to a symphony of wind chimes swaying gently + call of a crazed drongo flitting back an forth from a tree branch + domestic hum + distant periodic honk of a vehicle ruined by a volley of sneezes..... music of life!
state of my mind
My current state of mind: "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. "...Steven Wright
age
Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there had low cut blouses and were very young.
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10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it was agreed that they should meet atthe Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
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10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
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10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.
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10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before !!!!!!!!!!!! !
common sense
it is not the lack/deficiency of any of the 5 senses nor of the 6th sense (if it exists) BUT the lack of COMMON SENSE which impairs our perceptions about the world/her people!
laugh break
so why can't we have a "laugh" break instead of a coffee,tea,smoke break and a "laugh" bar where we can buy and indulge in our fave kind of humor (and perhaps get drunk silly) ??
observation of the day
in a few cases distance does not make the heart grow fonder, it bring unfathomable relief!
creativity
why does creativity actively seek an audience? ...or not? intrinsic value remains unchanged inspite,no?
road rage!!
"stonewalled" an adamant and errant 4 wheel driver on the wrong side of a one way street into reversing all the way back! gave me a weird sense of satisfaction!! :-)
minor observation of the moment....
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurts and your face aches is the most cathartic / rejuvenating activity ever!
To quote Stephen Chbosky, "Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons."
twit
there is this bird i can hear every morning which calls out "o twit o twit o twit".
keeps me well grounded!! :-)
a punny verse
day dusks into night.
dawn dares the night...
its but a rhythmic flight!
dream pun:
A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams.
First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam,
then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam.
It's driving me crazy.
What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies,
"It's very simple.
You're two tents (too tense)."
Puns in dreams--visual as well as verbal. Ann Faraday
pioneered the study of dream puns; she argues in "The Dream Game" that
such puns aren't meant as disguises (Freud's idea), nor are they idle
associations (Havelock Ellis); they often make a sharp point, one hard
to make any other way. Their humor is useful: it sweetens awkward
truths, to coax the reluctant conscious to look! Bad jokes often relax a
skittish audience. And isn't the waking mind about as skittish as you
can get?
This list also includes a related phenomenon, mondegreens:
meaningful mishearings. The word is itself one; as a child, newspaper
columnist Jon Carroll heard a folksong as: Lord So-and-so had died, and
Lady Mondegreen. Years later he learned the line ended and laid him on the green. Examples include As a Hillsborough Child, He has Repented, and God Dressed Ye, Mare.
http://www.worlddreambank. org/2/2PUN.HTM
teenager google
"Google turned 12 yesterday. So this is the last year you can ask Google anything. Next year it's going to be a teenager so you won't get a straight answer."
September 29, 2010
question of the day
kiddo's early morn question of the day:" when do dreams end?".
am still mulling over a suitable response.......
an acrostic
an acrostic by my daughter on her hand made birthday card to me...:-))))
M ama is my best friend..
A nd she loves me and me her too...
M agnificent mama,i'm so lucky....
A ma, ama, my mama!
civet
saw a civet (its shiny button eyes mostly) up a tall tree (thanks to our neighbours) and then remembered the movie the bucket list and kopi luwak , one of the most expensive coffees of the world and how the coffee is prepared from the partially digested berries defecated by the civet.
more wisdom for the day
"You know your children have grown up, when they stop asking where they came from, and refuse to tell you where they are going."
anain nin
“We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations.”
—Anais Nin
a twist
Descartes walks into a bar
and the bartender says,
“Hey, Descartes! Can I get you a drink?”
And Descartes says, “I think not,”
and disappears.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
an abstract from abstraction.....
The history of this abstract of colors ...the CAT brand of pointillisms if I may :-) ...is about 6 years old.
Fine art is not a subject hubby dearest likes to gush about, BUT Van Gogh is one artist he is truly impressed with, both his life and his work. Irises happens to be his favorite Van Gogh . Come July six years ago, hubby's birthday on the 25th and I was as usual wondering what to gift him...something that he would not buy himself AND what I could afford to buy!! Arriving at the dead end of my wits, I asked.. nay pestered him to suggest suitable options. At the end of a weary day of questioning (for him) out popped a "copy of Irises"..rational being that he loves it and I would be putting in more energy than I would have in a couple of hours of gift shopping venture. So brimming with enthusiasm I go shopping for the supplies and there I was, all set to produce my version of the masterpiece!
To cut a 6 year old story short, come 25th, the painting was at stage 2.5 of 10 of completion and hubby was presented an incomplete CAT masterpiece. And the easel with the incomplete canvas stood witness to every birthday thereafter and as a ritual every July since, I readied my painting supplies for some sliver of inspiration to complete the painting ....to be packed back for an annual hibernation. Until last week!!
Way past midnight, sleep had evaded me and birthday gift hunting restlessness created some sort of force field around the canvas and I found myself with brush and paint and some avatar of the Muse!
And there she lies ready, nothing like intended and finally complete! My birthday gift to hubby. He approved!! :-)
p.s.: Being an equal if not bigger fan of Irises, I will eventual paint a copy....that is a promise to myself.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
my thought for the day!
Saturday, June 11, 2011
just like that
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
random musings--yet again!
I cannot pin this down to a lack of an inquiring spirit because, for the most, her innate nature compels her to question every phenomena she encounters till she finds assuage in form of a reasonable and logical explanation. So either to her nascent mind "God" intuitively seems too involuted and omnipotent a subject to hazard skepticism or the faith comes naturally to children and over time they may chose to believe otherwise or perhaps children have this overwhelming need to trust any entity that according to popular world view "protects" and "takes care of them" just like they do of parents......
In any case my hope is that her beliefs , whatever they be, will reinforce her moorings and propel her towards a fulfilled existence!