Tuesday, August 30, 2011

point of view

Annathem for some, 
Annathema for some others,
the rest Annaligned.....

Friday, August 19, 2011

kiddishly quizzical!! :-)

 

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

anti-corruption

so apart from participating in marches and wearing "anna" gandhi topis,

why don't we "all" express our solidarity with the anti-corruption cause 

by not giving AND not accepting speed money/bribes (petty or otherwise), 

by not breaking traffic rules 

and carrying out our civic responsibilities... f

or the next one month. 

who knows,it may be addictive and become a habit!! wot say?

Thursday, August 18, 2011

question of the day

is wondering what would it feel if mind is wiped clean of ALL its memories.

query of the day

is suffering from avian schizophrenia... a night owl or a morning lark??

observation of the day

am coming to the conclusion that desire for utopia on earth is just a figment of chimerical aspirations. Humanity thrives on chaos!!!

an observation...

is feeling a disconnect...feels that she is watching the world from an extraterrestrial vantage point!!

quote for the day

Its takes more than wings and amphetamines to make you fly!!
copyright CAT 

query: what's in name

What's in name....no seriously,why do we have names? We chew over it and we stew over it ! Identification? Symbolization?(Hoping that the lovely literal attributes of our given name stick) Affection? Personalization? Individualization?

musings

wants to go on a longgg sleeping vacation and return back to exactly the same time space where she "took off". Yeah yeah I know...Einsteins theory of Relativity et al!!!

new word coinage

New Word Coinage (inadvertently) : 
coincidentently= intently coincident = alter ego. 
Other meanings vividly come to mind, but I will stick to this one! :-)

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

a rant

If I had to chose between a black hole and vacuum for my mind, I would probably chose a black hole....but what a waste!!

the 'r' memories

reminiscence, rambles,racket,repartee,resurgence, reality checks, rains and rajma

maximum city

"Powertoni,the M word, Number Two after Scotland Yard,Black Collar Workers, Vadapav-Eaters' City, A City in Heat, Distilleries of Pleasure, Memory Mines, Sone ki Chidiya......." Danny Boyle and Maximum City ???!!! More likely Bombay Lost and NOT Found!

quip of the day..

Cartoon of a "cartoon" is NOT half funny!!

rule of thumb

Rule of thumb: Twiddling your thumbs for too long will render you all thumbs!

quip of the day

I very recently heard a quip that we Indians are a nation full of people who just love their "shortcuts" (a method, procedure, policy, etc., that reduces the time or energy needed to accomplish something. ref:dictionary.com.)...... 
so are we just improving our individual efficacy/productivity when we jump traffic signals,break queues,pay bribes etc etc?????

my ancestor dewan nand ram tiku

" Sim az mabud wa zarb az Nand Ram."
 dewan nand ram tiku and his brother

 

rhetorical question...

If osmosis is a gradual, often unconscious process of assimilation or absorption, then can reverse osmosis fix degenerate minds???

indian roads

Today it finally dawned upon me after so many years....
a fine print rider which accompanies every Indian drivers licence and every Indian motor registration: "You are entitled to stop your vehicle in the middle of any 2 way narrow road for upwards of 5 minutes and have your private conversation with any citizen of India who may be a pedestrian or a fellow motorist".

bumper sticker

Bumper sticker of the day..on a Bombay registered car on a Poona street:" Nice Person,Wrong Planet !!"

dog tired

In dog years I am 301 years old! No wonder I feel dog tired at times!!

a paraprosdokian....

A paraprosdokian (from Greek "παρα-", meaning "beyond" and "προσδοκία", meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part.
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." — Henry J. Tillman
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." — Will Rogers
"She got her good looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon." — Groucho Marx
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." — Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know." — Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." — Groucho Marx
"When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage." — Emo Philips
"If I could say a few words, I would be a better public speaker." — Homer Simpson
"If I am reading this graph correctly, I would be very surprised." — Stephen Colbert
"Mark my words. No, Mark, I really need my words." — Stephen Colbert
"I show up at the party, bear with me. That's it. I get there and I have a bear with me." — Little Britain
"If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised." — Dorothy Parker
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." — Bill Hicks

“munafa utna hi ho jitna khane mein namak”

"frugal – meaning the sparing use of the things one has – derives from the Latin word frugi, meaning the proper profit or value from something." wonder how "proper profit" transitioned to "sparing"/ abstemious?
 
“Munafa utna hi ho jitna khane mein namak”....

conundrum

Psychologist William James has written that whenever 2 people meet there are really 6 people present. 
There is each as (s)he sees (her)himself,
each as other person sees (her)him 
and each as (s)he really is. 
So when I am speaking with someone, who is speaking with whom?

a gruk

"A little beyond perception's reach, I sometimes believe that life is two locked boxes, each containing the others key"..a Gruk or more commonly known as Grook by Piet Hein.
Piet Hein was a Danish Polymath.
As per wiki :
A grook (Danish: gruk) is a form of short aphoristic poem or rhyming aphorism created by the Danish poet, designer, inventor, and scientist Piet Hein. He wrote over 7,000 of them from 1939 until his death in 1996, mostly in Danish[2]. The grooks are multi-faceted and characterized by irony, paradox, brevity, precise use of language, rhythm and rhyme, and an often satiric nature. Many of the grooks have an accompanying line drawing, which provides additional meaning.

music of life

staring out at the dusk waning light and in relative quiet i am being treated to a symphony of wind chimes swaying gently + call of a crazed drongo flitting back an forth from a tree branch + domestic hum + distant periodic honk of a vehicle ruined by a volley of sneezes..... music of life!

state of my mind

My current state of mind: "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. "...Steven Wright
 

age

A group of 40 years old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there had low cut blouses and were very young.
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10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed that they should meet atthe Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
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10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
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10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.
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10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before !!!!!!!!!!!! !

common sense

it is not the lack/deficiency of any of the 5 senses nor of the 6th sense (if it exists) BUT the lack of COMMON SENSE which impairs our perceptions about the world/her people!

laugh break

so why can't we have a "laugh" break instead of a coffee,tea,smoke break and a "laugh" bar where we can buy and indulge in our fave kind of humor (and perhaps get drunk silly) ??

nine lives

what if we all had nine lives and a vivid memory of each of our past lives?

observation of the day

in a few cases distance does not make the heart grow fonder, it bring unfathomable relief!

creativity

why does creativity actively seek an audience? ...or not? intrinsic value remains unchanged inspite,no?

road rage!!

"stonewalled" an adamant and errant 4 wheel driver on the wrong side of a one way street into reversing all the way back! gave me a weird sense of satisfaction!! :-)

minor observation of the moment....

Laughing so hard that your stomach hurts and your face aches is the most cathartic / rejuvenating activity ever! 
To quote Stephen Chbosky, "Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons."

twit

there is this bird i can hear every morning which calls out "o twit o twit o twit".
keeps me well grounded!! :-)

a punny verse

when dusk does dawn....
day dusks into night.
dawn dares the night...
its but a rhythmic flight!

dream pun:



A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 
"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams.

First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam,
then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. 
It's driving me crazy. 
What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, 
"It's very simple. 
You're two tents (too tense)."
Puns in dreams--visual as well as verbal. Ann Faraday pioneered the study of dream puns; she argues in "The Dream Game" that such puns aren't meant as disguises (Freud's idea), nor are they idle associations (Havelock Ellis); they often make a sharp point, one hard to make any other way. Their humor is useful: it sweetens awkward truths, to coax the reluctant conscious to look! Bad jokes often relax a skittish audience. And isn't the waking mind about as skittish as you can get?

This list also includes a related phenomenon, mondegreens: meaningful mishearings. The word is itself one; as a child, newspaper columnist Jon Carroll heard a folksong as: Lord So-and-so had died, and Lady Mondegreen. Years later he learned the line ended and laid him on the green. Examples include As a Hillsborough Child, He has Repented, and God Dressed Ye, Mare.

 http://www.worlddreambank.org/2/2PUN.HTM

dreamathlon

time for "dreamathlon" therapy. realism overload alert.

teenager google

"Google turned 12 yesterday. So this is the last year you can ask Google anything. Next year it's going to be a teenager so you won't get a straight answer."
September 29, 2010

question of the day

kiddo's early morn question of the day:" when do dreams end?".
am still mulling over a suitable response.......

an acrostic

an acrostic by my daughter on her hand made birthday card to me...:-))))

M ama is my best friend..
A nd she loves me and me her too...
M agnificent mama,i'm so lucky....
A ma, ama, my mama!

civet

saw a civet (its shiny button eyes mostly) up a tall tree (thanks to our neighbours) and then remembered the movie the bucket list and kopi luwak , one of the most expensive coffees of the world and how the coffee is prepared from the partially digested berries defecated by the civet.

more wisdom for the day

"You know your children have grown up, when they stop asking where they came from, and refuse to tell you where they are going."

anain nin

“We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations.”
—Anais Nin

a twist

Descartes walks into a bar 
and the bartender says, 
“Hey, Descartes! Can I get you a drink?” 
And Descartes says, “I think not,” 
and disappears.