tomato art---just for fun
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go.
“Hey!” shouts the manager. “Where
are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your
sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!”
The
manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by
distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
picture credit: Anupama Tiku Dhar